James's Frog Appreciation Society

Future Post

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 08:30:00 +0000

Message from the past

Was Kantine?

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:39:11 +0000

Don’t mind me, just testing out google maps vs embedly.

UPDATE

https://goo.gl/maps/aJmch6qLGLgt2h2v6

And youtube too, why not?

Tag yrself. I’m the screaming frog, obvs. v

https://youtu.be/wh6avD4UZws

Instafrog

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbc8NCQrNQG/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Twitterx

https://twitter.com/warandpeass/status/1660349062829178883?s=46&t=7-tgfQJXKgxXUhiqtf9i0g

Copy of Lorem

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 16:03:27 +0000

Lorem

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Lorem

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:59:19 +0000

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Justice for Frogs

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:56:59 +0000

https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm001.html

What a shocking story.

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There better not be any toads around here.

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 13:52:23 +0000

🚨IMPORTANT FROG NEWS🚨

Frogs: please read on. Toads: kindly move on.

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Lilypads

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 14:07:22 +0000

Hop
Hop
Hop

HOP

iPhone

Hop

hop

HOP

iPad

Hop

hop

ksksksks

Hop

If you like this, you should check out my other poetry!

https://ypsilon-staging.de/en/jamess-frog-appreciation-society/posts/69e5960c-a9fb-48b0-9ed0-aad9adfef841 https://ypsilon-staging.de/en/jamess-frog-appreciation-society/posts/c75da1f6-f161-4308-a04f-d28bf7c0ae9d

🚨EMERGENCY FROG TRANSMISSION 🐸

Mon, 08 May 2023 10:03:36 +0000

Defcon Frog.

Here is a regular link https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/frogs-toads-trillium-more-showcased-at-north-huntingdon-nature-preserve/

Here is a regular with alt text ALT TEXT ALERT

Here is a fancy embed. Make sure to come visit me at North Huntingdon nature preserve. I’ll be there signing lilypads and kicking toads. And I’m all out of lilypads. Or something.

https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/frogs-toads-trillium-more-showcased-at-north-huntingdon-nature-preserve/

Here is a regular with alt text ALT TEXT ALERT

Frogs I saw while walking in the woods

Fri, 05 May 2023 14:42:41 +0000

I was walking in the woods recently, and I saw these INCREDIBLE frogs. Take a look! What do you think?! 🐸

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hear-those-frogs-learn-tennessee-014009591.html

Frogcast

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 11:35:14 +0000

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In the frog house

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 10:55:28 +0000

Hey, I'm Frodrick, welcome to my crib

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/11czhbt/guy_makes_insane_house_for_a_frog/

Frog Haiku

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 12:07:05 +0000

Did a frog write these?

I crave the resolve
Of the small frog, still hopping
Despite everything

The thing about toads
You can kiss them all you want
They will never change

Uninvited flies
Will not sustain existence
Toads are so stupid

Things I Like About Frogs

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 11:25:08 +0000

People often ask what my favourite thing about frogs is and, please, I'm sorry: I cannot narrow it down to just one thing.

Here is a non-exhaustive list of things I like about frogs. The order changes every day, so is presented here in no particular order.

They are shiny
They can lick their own eyeball
They gather on lilypads
They always sorta look like they're smiling conspiratorially
They smoke pipes
They are polite
I once heard one make a sound like someone shouting "hello?" into a bucket
They never skip leg day
I like the way they smell
They are not toads (stupid toads)

For an opportunity to tell me all the things that you like about frogs, please become a supporter.

To a Frog 🐸

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:48:36 +0000

With apologies to Robert Burns

Wee slimy, noisy, beastie

I beg of ye: please be ma bestie

Wi' glistenin eyes licked über numinous

And croakit voice so voluminous

That tiny glaekit sonsie face

Such charms concealed subsurface